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Do Virgins
Taste Better (Than Those Who Are Not)
from A
Faire To Remember
A parody of the "Irish Washerwoman" a traditional reel of Ireland.
This poses the question, "Why do dragons always demand virgin sacrifices
for their layer?" Randy Farran asked the question. Claire Stephens
gave us the answer.
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Donald,
Where's Your Trousers? Medley
from A
Faire To Remember
AS HEARD on DR DEMENTO! This song combines two unlikely songs, "Donald,
Where's Your Trousers?" and "What Shall We Do With A Drunken
Sailor" together into one hilarious song with drunken Scots and kilts
flying. It's a Live Performance favorite!
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Finnegan's
Wake
from Songs
of Ireland
A hilarious Irish drinking song about the party that ensues after a guy
kicks the bucket.
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The Uniorn
Song
from Songs
of Ireland
A hilarious Irish drinking song about the party that ensues after a guy
kicks the bucket.
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Always
Look on the Bright Side of Life
from A
Faire To Remember
The
Monthy Python classic is reborn in a Renaissance Festival environment
on our hit CD. I dare you to try and frown after hearing this song!
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The Scotsman (Dance Remix)
original version from A
Faire To Remember
Musical friend, Rimbo has done it again. He's put together a dance remix of our latest recording
of The Scotsman.
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Jedi Drinking
Song
from Brobdingnagian
Fairy Tales
Yes,
we are Star Wars fans, and when we heard this song, we had to learn it!
So here it is. The recorded version is by the Dust Rhinos who authored
the song. But give us some time and we'll post our own unique version
with Darth Vader and all!
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Drinking Song Lyrics
Angel's
Lament (parody about Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
from Brobdingnagian
Fairy Tales
A comical
filk parody of the Third Eye Blind song, "How's It Gonna Be"
featuring Angel from the "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer" series
and written before the events of the song took place. The Buffy and Angel
fans love it.
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The Psychopathic,
Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues
from Memories
of Middle Earth
I was
flying on a plane to Italy and tired of trying to come up with song ideas
for Memories of Middle Earth when I decided to listen to the airline music.
I flipped channels, heard an old blues song, turned off the music and
wrote this comical song based on Gollum of the Lord of the Rings.
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Furagone's Wake from Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers
Based on the Irish folk song, "Finnegan's Wake", this cat song tells the story of a Sphynx Cat who loses his ninth life. His fellow cats gather for a wake that turns into one big cat fight.
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The Leprechaun - from Soul of a Harper
The Leprechaun is a fun St Patrick's Day song that makes a silly analogy between the mischievious modern Leprechaun and the the even older backward thinking of traditionalists.
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The Barrel Song - from Soul of a Harper
An almost cartoonish song also known as "The Sick Note" about a guy who had a really, really bad day and can't make it to work. (No really bad!)
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The Pleasant Peasant Pheasant Plucking Song
A few days ago I got a reminder email. A woman had emailed me "a year and a day ago" about how she heard a fun song called "The Pheasant Plucking Song". She thought it'd be cool for us to have a "Pleasant Peasant Pheasant Plucking Song". Okay, I admit it. Sometimes I just nod and smile when people make requests. I don't have time to write them all. But I took a break this week and said, "what the heck", and wrote this tongue twister.
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Middle Earth Bragging Song - from Soul of a Harper
I wrote this at the end of January 2003. Unfortunately, it was too late to add to our upcoming Tolkien CD, "Memories of Middle Earth", but it makes me smile. Here's why: One of the peculiar things I noticed reading Lord of the Rings was that every time Frodo and company met another race, they seemed to be the OLDEST. It started to get funny after a while. So I wrote this as a sorta bragging song of the races of Middle Earth. Originally I called it "Never Give Up the Mountain", but I wanted a name that was more indicative of what it was about.
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